"The J Parker Band Music Appreciation Society" is hiring. Yes you can become a member and or an employee of this GREAT organization today. Membership is 100% free and we pay super salaries (in Monopoly money) for available positions.
Our mission is to seek out and enjoy good music, be kind, have fun, acquire friends from around the world, enjoy nature, and whenever possible attend a J Parker Band performance.
If this sounds like your kind of organization -- please contact me on my facebook page https://www.facebook.com/Jene1955/.
We will soon be offering the official J Parker Band T-shirt and other groovy items. Check back often as this website is in a building process.
Available positions: (remember the only qualification required is that you request the job -- it is a first come first serve basis kinda thing)
1 President (salary = $100,000 per year)
2 Vice President (salary = $95,000 per year)
3 Food Taster (salary = $94,000 per year)
4 HR Director (salary = $93,000 per year)
5 Special Effects Coordinator (fog - etc) (salary = $92,000 per year)
6 Guitar Roadie 1 (salary = $92,000 per year)
7 Guitar Roadie 2 (salary = $91,000 per year)
8 Fan Club Instruction Officer ($91,787 per year)
9 Chef (salary = $91,500 per year)
10 Virgin Olive Oil Selector (salary = $91,450 per year)
11 Website Promotion Director (salary = $91,400 per year)
12 Art Director (salary = $91,350 per year)
13 Design Ambiance Director (salary = $91,300 per year)
14 Band Fashion Design Coordinator (salary = $91250 per year)
15 Bug Spray & Insecticide Controller (salary = $91,200 per year)
16 Guitar Cord Tester 1 (salary = $91,150 per year)
17 Guitar Cord Tester 2 (salary = $91,100 per year)
18 Security Officer 1 (salary = $91,050 per year)
19 Security Officer 2 (salary = $91,025 per year)
20 Quality Control Team Member (salary = $91,000 per year)
*** Contact me on facebook for a position and membership.
(just a reminder -- all salaries will be paid if and when I have 10 million real American dollars in my bank account and then only in Monopoly money -- peace)
Why join the Music Appreciation Society -- because of the benefits! What are they you ask?
1. Free tickets to j Parker Band events.
2. Your name and position listed here on this website (with your consent).
3. Upon request a statement issued on your behalf detailing your fine qualities and good standing in our society.
4. Placement on your resume of your position in our organization.
5. A certificate issued to you after one year of membership detailing your fine attributes.
6. Occasional free offers from the J Parker Band.
7. You will be the first to enjoy new song releases.
8. You are encouraged to write lyrics for possible use in a future J Parker Band original song.
9. While it is difficult to take Eric Clapton out to dinner -- I am available.
10. J Parker does and will continue to regularly interact with society members.